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Christmas Jokes!

As the long Autumn term draws slowly to a close we can all do with a good laugh to keep us going. Here is a selection of some of our favourite Christmas jokes to put a smile on your face. Think you can do better? Enter your favourite Christmas joke on the form below and if it causes the office Grinch to crack a smile before the end of the term you will win a prize!

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

Why does Santa have three gardens?

 So he can 'ho ho ho'!

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

 A Holly Davidson!

What do you call a cat in the desert?

Sandy Claws!

Who delivers presents to cats?

Santa Paws!

Send us your favourite Christmas joke to be in with a chance of winning a prize!

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