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Christmas Jokes - The Winners!

We shared some of our favourite Christmas and we were delighted by your response, but who was the funniest of them all?

What goes 'oh oh oh'?
Santa walking backwards
Nejla 
Watford St Johns COE Primary School

Two Snowmen standing in a field
One says to the other "Can you smell carrots?"
Sarah 
The Roundhill Academy

What are Santa's little helpers called?
Subordinate Clauses
Julia 
Stanley Park Juniors

What test does Santa have to pass each year?
His Elf and Safety test!
Charlie
George Mitchell

What do you get when you cross a Christmas Tree with an iPhone?
A Pineapple
Samantha 
The Reach Free School

What never eats Christmas dinner?
The Turkey-it's stuffed
Susanne 
Bedlington Academy

What is the collective noun for a group of Santa's
A contract, as it is a lot of Claus's
George
Manchester Secondary PRU

Why can't penguins fly?
Because they can't afford the airfare!!
Carmel 
St Catherine Catholic Primary

What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow
Hazel 
Ivingswood

Why was a snowman in a field of carrots?
Because he wanted to pick his nose
Claire 
Colham Manor Primary School

And the winner is Samantha at the Reach Free School, your consultant will be in touch to arrange your prize!

 


 

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