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Christmas Jokes Part 2!

Here are some more of our favourite Christmas jokes to put a smile on your face. Think you can do better? Enter your favourite Christmas joke on the form below and if it causes the office Grinch to crack a smile before the end of the term you will win a prize!

Which author steals train sets from under the Christmas tree?

Nick Hornby.

What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow

What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar?

He got 25 days!

Who delivers presents to Baby Sharks at Christmas?

Sandy Jaws!

Where does Father Christmas like to enjoy a mixture of badminton, horse-riding and subtropical swimming?

Santa Parcs!

Send us your favourite Christmas joke to be in with a chance of winning a prize!

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